Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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I want to be as José Ramón. Chronicle of an absurd censorship an intelligent officer

Just over a year and half learned that the Defense Ministry at a stroke restricted access for certain military web pages : could not read the mark, or Interviú, or access to blogs or social forums. This gave me a big smile. I imagined our marines guarding the Parsley Island while the Moroccan conquered the rock and the only goat kidnapped resident (and registered in Spain, according to INE). Then raped, butchered and roasted barbecue. But our soldiers left stranded goat because at that time were reading the Mark or chatting on the messenger. Anyway it did not matter if they realized it when transmitting information to the headquarters of the Defence Staff for the guard sergeant had his eye on the latest Interviú cover ... and in any case where the head of the chain of command itself would not Chacón news of the tragedy because he would be fooling around with the blackberry while sunbathing on a beach in Lanzarote. A true national disaster.
At that time the government move covertly concealed a Machiavellian plan for the military to finish reading the news not uncomfortable against the minister.
now astonished to attend a similar measure. According to published media Asturian my admired José Ramón Chaves, judge of the Administrative and architect of the web http://www.contencioso.es/ is being censored by the regional government itself, which has decided to prohibit access to his page from the computers of the administration. When I returned I learned to smile. Immediately José Ramón has come to be in the select list of influential and important renegade compliant and potentially dangerous. It's nice to have friends as persecuted and perhaps one day the FBI decides to take his picture to a sketch of Bin Laden. A walk through the network provides us with violations of Human Rights and Freedom of Expression in China Cuba, Iran, Korea North ... and now in Asturias.
not go into practical considerations about optimizing resources by staff (with the distractions on websites) or the moral gravity of the measure but the luminaries who had the bright idea to ban Web access to José Ramón has less brains than an amoeba . Do so in China can have its little thing because there noses to access restricted pages from nowhere but in Asturias to read the great http://www.contencioso.es/ analysis can be done from any computer that is outside the government. Also must be awkward very awkward, to justify the restrictions affect only blogs and forums when the forum's official judge and Chaves is a full-fledged website. As if this were not enough to set political strategist escaped think that this would lead to the opposite and that, plus a really bad media projection Asturian government, visits to the web probably be banned greatly increased. Now I'm imagining that José Ramón items pass through the offices of the administration and photocopying smuggling bales entre distintos departamentos...y joder, la envídia me corroe porque esto da un caché blogero que muy pocos internautas españoles conocen. Ya me gustaría presumir ante mis amigos diciéndoles que tengo un blog censurado...incluso con un poco de suerte podría llegar a impresionar a la secretaria maciza de la quinta planta.
Además de mi apoyo incondicional a José Ramón, cuyos textos me han ofrecido una infinidad de puntos de vista sublimes, desde aqui le ofrezco esta humilde tribuna para replicar su web y burlar de esta forma a la censura administrativa...o, con un poco de suerte, convertirme con deseo en otra proscrita web para los inteligentes responsables políticos asturianos.
Salmorejo, fried fish, cabbage soup and do not forget the wine Ronda ... the health of José Ramón.

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