Monday, May 18, 2009

Milena Velba Ho Ho Set

Learning to ask for a grant


Two years later put my butt on a table customer service and am able to offer some amazing results from this fascinating experience. After the embargo period comes Volunteer Tax Motor Vehicle (IVTM), so 99% of citizens known as "Traffic Tax" ... although it is not. Typically, the long-suffering neighbor asked the " seal" of the car, but sometimes surprise you with things like " bullet" or " ticket." The latest has been the "motor ticket" ... was Cuban. Foreigners are often more basic, some will claim the "road tax " others " car tax" and most communicate with rednecks English guttural sounds as they pull on the table the bill last year ... these characters have already written on other occasions they are often the flower children of the Great Britain .
Another interesting aspect of social my observation is that not a day passes in not receiving a phone call from a taxpayer scared, stressed and overwhelmed, "because I saw on TV that the last day of payment is today "... and the truth is that is never true. I've been getting these calls several days and the end of the period does not end until July 31. "Where the hell take this idea, see TV?.
All this has led me to think seriously two things that could change my life . On the one hand the possibility of asking for any subsidy , better if European highbrow to fund my research. Why not?. A few years ago in Seville to accept a million dollar grant for several months a group of graceful taste different varieties of cured ham . My feedback could lead to major changes in the policy of European Union integration. On the other hand I also thought that I can capture on paper what I see and present my findings to the IgNobel , or what is the same: the catalog of crap and stupid things on that allocate resources and huge amounts of money the international scientific community. I assure you, more fun than the "auto ticket is thorough reading of the winners in 2008 .

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bikini Line And Pimple And Cyst

Dubious political strategies: or how to put system at risk

debate not about the state of the nation. This is a story next . No matter who their characters, their colors or trends for the "brilliant" idea that I will tell you it could have happened to any young wizard of politics.
A brief background, my council is scheduled a radical change of government to within a few days. The opposition has filed a motion of censure that if everything continues as usual will be effective on the 18th of May.
In our department, municipal revenue, we have learned through the media of the penultimate genius who to this day still govern us: With just a few weeks to start the period for voluntary payment of IBI (Property Tax), one of our main source of income , announced by decretazo all no debts registered with the local administration will have a 55% discount . Pay 60% less than those who are domiciled.
The spell has set itself perfectly to my dear neighbors, this morning and lined up to redeem their debts but this measure creates a serious situation.
A priori some have put the outcry, including a union, because serious danger pay payroll officials. This, as officials put us the willies, the most deadly since it amuses us as a privileged plugged . The city coffers are going through a delicate situation and practically budgets and borrowing in last years have been based on future property tax revenues now come down to more than half ( this is magic and not what makes Harry Potter ).
But the city seems to be happy does not take into account that most basic public services, infrastructure projects and ultimately their quality of life revolves around how to be nourished by the local administration.
A very short space, the outgoing party's strategy (which has received the censure motion with a questionable disposition ) seems brilliant and round and even if the new government decides to remove this measure will be placed against all citizens and will many to lose the election ballots in two years.
I have proposed that the new mayor directly provide tax exemption to all residents and also offer them a gift voucher of the English Court of 100 euros. Who gives more?
While yet the protagonist of the video what is worse ...

Friday, May 8, 2009

Secure Meal Replacement For Diabetics

Memoirs of an official in Mexico


I've been in Mexico in recent days. I am a brave or foolish. But the thing is that I'm with a tropical tan, a flash-to-ear smile, a few kilos over the pernicious all inclusive, a camera full of good memories, a huge anger with the government banana of Mexico and a deep sadness for the kind and friendly citizens of this beautiful country.
not explain the reasons that led me to this place unexpectedly Caribbean unusual because this blog would hate me even more . Leave that for another review the experience with police officials here and now I focus my post-vacation traumatic incorporation my job . The thing is that while peacefully in Playa del Carmen in the sun with a mango daiquiri in hand alarmed my fellow attended the last global stupidity : pandemic influenza, or what is equal to the absurdity of the Mexican government acojonar the world. And alongside the panic came to my work ...

the same day he returned from Mexico a friend sent me an e-mail that had been circulating in my head, the department of occupational hazard prevention and medical accident mutual serving in my hall. Basically clear communications put my potential risk to global health and hence for all my colleagues. In one of the emails requesting the " protocol for a worker who is vacationing in the Riviera Maya ." And fortunately mutual simply send the advice of the Ministry of Health and certify that they could stay in my job while I had no symptoms. So scared shitless

were my companions at my back I decided to stop by my family doctor to seek preventive low . But descojonció. I had no choice but to go to work.

of my entry into the municipal quickly came to the conclusion that either women are more responsible, more fearful or very bad smell because no wanted to approach me. Male partners, the macho life, had not the slightest problem. All normal. And some, in a panic attack worthy of study, decided to apply for transfer to other units while passing the incubation period established in 10 days (which ends next Thursday).

And while I spend these days I follow my usual routine, taking the citizens and making their life bitter giving receipts and who knows if a flu ... a real nice utility integral.

cuidadin, cuidadin.